lasagna

the act of making sweet, sweet love; and in the process, burning the meat dish in the oven.

E: Oh fuck, that cunt burned my pan again.
R: Oh no, was Lisa making lasagna with the guy she met at the bar last night?

by brown bonnet November 10, 2010

lasagna pussy

Typically a vagina that is nasty wrinkly little brown and a little black and a little green and on his/her period.

Dude look at this lasagna pussy I'd never eat that shit.

by Whatsuppissy December 19, 2016

foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.

*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!

by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016

bich lasagna

The thing that will bring T-series to the floor

T-series needs some bich lasagna

by xFIREMASTERx302 February 12, 2019

dookie lasagna

WARNING: NOT A RECIPE. CONSUME AT OWN RISK.
The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.

when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.

the plumber didnt find my dookie lasagna that appetizing.

by the timmy July 1, 2007

Lasaris

People with this name are usually the kindest people you'll ever meet. May be a Girl or Boy. Although, They are usually super sensitive, they love to laugh. They,re outgoing and they love to have fun. Anyone would be lucky to meet Lasaris.

Lasaris couldn't stop laughing at John's joke.

by Heathen0320 March 21, 2017

Lasagna Guy

The one gay guy that always makes lasagna for everyone, and when you ask him about his sexuality, he waves it of and says, "Anyone want more lasagna?"

Was That a Lasagna Guy?

Totally.

by Daftcdub1 March 23, 2017