Land seal

It’s just a fucking dog

Me; Oh wow is that a land seal
Land seal: Yes am also doggo

by That one 🅱️🅾️I July 31, 2018

land of steers and queers

just about any Western state

"only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down" Full Metal Jacket 1987

by another Masshole October 15, 2003

land trunt

A woman, more annoying than most, who refuses to stop talking. Usually blonde and white.

Molly: hey Henry!
Henry: silence land trunt!

by Notorious T.R.U.D. March 3, 2017

land grab

The process of government acquisition of countries, usually in the context of money and power.

A series of land grabs in the Balkans provided the scene for what was to become World War 1.

by Stuart March 27, 2004

Land Before Time (LBT)

A way to reference a girl or group of girls that look as if they just stepped out of the prehistoric age. This could mean they have the apperance of ethier a cave person or a dinosuar.

"Look at the herd that just walked into this party, they look straight out of the Land Before Time (LBT)."

"The tall lesbian over in the cornor is def LBT status."

by Planrapist March 20, 2010

land lubbers

Pirate-slang for land-lovers, i.e. regular people who live on land.

Arg! Those land-lubbers wouldn't know a galley from a frigate! Arg!

by Morelen November 12, 2004

Land O Lakes

A podunk, redneck town located in central Florida. Just like the butter, but not as slippery.

Also home to the world infamous Flapjack Festival!

Land O Lakes, we got a rec center!

by donutsrox April 22, 2006