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Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022
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Krusty Ronstain

An absolute idiot who throws everything that’s worthwhile in his life away. A person who cannot deal with their emotions so they burry themselves in Methamphetamine abuse instead of facing issues and dealing with them!
It’s so much easier to inject krusty ronstain with meth into my legs feet in fact any vein I can find rather than process pain hurt and rejection properly what an idiot!!!
by Lick me April 27, 2019
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Krusty Klobber

when you lick one girls pussy and smash the others upside down
"you will not believe what just happened, I

just Krusty Klobbered Stacy and Angela"
by Macho Potato October 11, 2018
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Krusty Krab

by THICK JUICY MEATS November 1, 2021
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Krusty

-To have no friends
-To be a scrub
-Does not eat uncrustables
-Listens to "Too Good" and "Gold Digger" on replay
That kid Isaac is so Krusty.
by ClarkIsAfraidOfTheDark January 19, 2017
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Krusty’s Fun House

When your significant other has a dried vagina so you lick it to get it moisturised
We were getting ready but i had to perform a Krusty’s Fun House.
by Krustywatty April 28, 2024
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