Schrodinger's Keys

When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.

That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!

by aalh November 12, 2014

Ring of Keys

Someone's first queer inspiration; somebody who -- through their own open queerness -- unwittingly forces another to confront their own queerness.

From the Fun Home song of the same name.

"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots

And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"

Missy Elliott was my ring of keys when I was in middle school. From then on, I knew I wasn't straight.

by Kubri27 June 29, 2019

fuck the black keys

a sure way to piss spencer underwood off

“wow fuck the black keys” “aHHHHH”

by mar432001 November 4, 2019

Sticky Keys

Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.

You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !

by tactical panda August 29, 2012

sticky keys

When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.

Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.

by likeaboss413 May 13, 2009

alicia keys

Best singer in the entire world! Lives to do what she loves best which is singing her heart out

Friend to me: hey did you hear alicia keys new song no one? I heard she has an album out real soon.
Me to friend: No one is an amazing song and the "As I Am" Album is out November 13th!

by AKmusiclover December 3, 2007

Got the Keys

When someone displays his excellent pickup artist skills in a club/bar/party in a form comparable to the hit show "Keys to the VIP" based in Toronto, Canada. Got the Keys means displaying excellent pickup skill in getting numbers or hookups.

____ really has "Got the Keys" tonight eh?
= Hes a player tonight .

I "Got the Keys" tonight = Ive gotton some numbers tonight.

by MTL- PUA March 15, 2009