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Josh is just the most awesome person on earth, he gets all the chicks, and is real down to earth, and plays in a ravecore band. Also he has so much game it's not even funny, you have to hide your wives, and sometimes hide your kids. Furthermore, he has superpowers and can control peoples minds with his eyes, and move things without even touching them.
Person1: Dude, there is something about that kid Josh, he just is so awesome.
Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind.
Person1: Where did you hear that?
Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.
by imnotusingmyrealnamelol November 6, 2010
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Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.
Bro josh has Scoliosis
by Obeysooza March 13, 2019
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Josh

Tall boy. Very tall boy. Sneaky 10/10 boy.
by geyboi35 June 10, 2018
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To Josh

eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009
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joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
by SoAn14 December 9, 2010
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Josh

A retarded dickhead who is desperate for a girlfriend and for someone to love him. He tries to hard to get back with someone he already dated.
by Lokiman37 March 17, 2018
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Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...

He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...

He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away

are to die for.

This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.

He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint

His biggest enemy is usually a Jake

Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides

( ---- me gurl ) LOL

Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..

Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
I need a true Poet friend, like a Josh don't you agree?
by bitchasshoecunthipturner May 17, 2017
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