Josh

1. To be constantly and consistently late. He could be anywhere from half an hour to a couple hours late. How ever, you forgive him anyways because thats what Josh Does.

2. The one person at a party who takes care of you.

1. Sorry, I had to pull a Josh. I was busy texting this girl who wont ever go out with me.

2. Can you be a Josh and hold my hair back as I puke into this fishbowl?

by KSNIPE March 09, 2011

Josh

Josh is just the most awesome person on earth, he gets all the chicks, and is real down to earth, and plays in a ravecore band. Also he has so much game it's not even funny, you have to hide your wives, and sometimes hide your kids. Furthermore, he has superpowers and can control peoples minds with his eyes, and move things without even touching them.

Person1: Dude, there is something about that kid Josh, he just is so awesome.
Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind.
Person1: Where did you hear that?
Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.

by imnotusingmyrealnamelol November 06, 2010

To Josh

To masturbate, to knock one off.

eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'

by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009

Josh

Tall boy. Very tall boy. Sneaky 10/10 boy.

You so small such a Josh tsk tsk

by geyboi35 June 10, 2018

Josh

Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.

Bro josh has Scoliosis

by Obeysooza March 13, 2019

joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.

man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed

by SoAn14 December 09, 2010

Josh

Josh is the guy that gets along with everyone! Will constantly support people with their goals even of they are goals he would not particularly like personally, but as long as it makes that person happy, he will do everything he can to make sure they feel his excited energy to encourage them to pursue their dreams. Josh may feel like that is his life purpose- to make sure everyone feels good all the time. Because of this generous attitude of giving emotional support to others, he will sadly neglect the most important person in his life-himself. He may not even fully comprehend what he personally enjoys and wants out of life because for so long he has supported others, tricking himself that he honestly loves everything. But deep inside (a place that he may not even knows exists YET) he has his own desires and goals he so badly wants to pursue. All Josh needs, are friends that make sure they make time to hear how he's feeling each day, what he would like to do and it's only then that Josh can see who he is, what he personally likes and what he doesnt like. Josh is a good guy. Josh is a good friend but all Josh needs to do is to make sure to take care of himself. He will see that yes, he was good at giving advice/supporting others, but he will soon discover that it is only after giving himself care, that his advice to others will then be 10x more powerful and meaningful.

P.s hes also probably super Mexican

"That's Josh over there hugging someone and laughing."

by Alilbithonest June 13, 2019