when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd
my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
Get the The Jolie Theorymug. A girl that is amazing she is and always will be happy no matter what she won’t let nothing get in her way of what she wants she is a bad ass and most likely loves skulls and no matter what she will always have your back if you are liked by her that is very very lucky and you should cherish her as long as possible.
by Letyourheartdecide November 5, 2017
Get the carmella-joliemug. A girl that is smug, sassy, never smiles... who is all business and works against you, or has no interest in you talking to her... whether being jovial conversation or an advance. Word play off Anglina Jolie's name.
1.That bitch won't give me the time of day. She's a Sass-a-lina Jolie.
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
by Artartistablue June 18, 2016
Get the Sass-a-lina Joliemug. Jolie is the most sexiest person and the best in bed, she has a very dirty mind and is always freaky, very sexy
Jolie is very Jolie !
by AdamCoolYea November 21, 2021
Get the Joliemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Angelina Jolie Voight Is Kabuto Yakushi <&>AndA<&> William Bradley Pitt Is Orochimaru<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Angelina Jolie Voight Is Kabuto Yakushi <&>AndA<&> William Bradley Pitt Is Orochimaru<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Angelina Jolie Voight Is Kabuto Yakushi <&>AndA<&> William Bradley Pitt Is Orochimaru<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Another word for condom.
by DoomSlayer69 March 15, 2017
Get the rubber jolymug. Jolie-Ann
Jolie-Ann is a really beautiful girl. She may be quiet when you first meet her but once you become her friend she is very talkative and funny. You won't regret meeting Jolie-Ann. She always does her work in school and gets good grades in every class.
She cares about her family and friends. She is a swiftie. She loves to watch videos on her phone. She loves to hang out with her friends. Once you meet a Jolie-Ann don't let her go because you will regret it.
Jolie-Ann is a really beautiful girl. She may be quiet when you first meet her but once you become her friend she is very talkative and funny. You won't regret meeting Jolie-Ann. She always does her work in school and gets good grades in every class.
She cares about her family and friends. She is a swiftie. She loves to watch videos on her phone. She loves to hang out with her friends. Once you meet a Jolie-Ann don't let her go because you will regret it.
I love Jolie-Ann
by Myprincess2706 November 20, 2023
Get the Jolie-Annmug.