Joeling it

Joeling it refers to the act of Joel stroking his gangly penis.

Oh I’m Joeling it - my smegma ridden winky!

by Sp33nstrokr May 20, 2025

Joevin

The type of guy who seems like a robot when he walks around. He looks lost half the time but when you get to know him, he’s extremely smart, kind, and respectful. His smile is so adorable and gorgeous and he matches your energy when you become his friend. He has an unhealthy obsession with cars and his eyes light up everytime he hears one. He’s the type of person that smells very good and never stinks. You’d be lucky if you had a Joevin in your life!!

Oh man I’m hungry! I need Joevin’s long and thick sloppy Joe!

by coffeecoffeecofeeee June 26, 2025

Joeling

To stroke your meat in semi-public area (bathrooms, churches, schools, etc)

Joel was caught Joeling in church again

by Joelingprowess August 30, 2025

Joeling

Joeling is the deliberate practice of publicly expressing pessimism about one’s fantasy football matchup—often within a group chat—with the strategic intent of deflecting expectations, influencing superstition, and inviting favorable outcomes through reverse psychology. The act typically involves exaggerated doubt, self-deprecation, or preemptive concession, despite underlying confidence in a potential victory.

The group chat immediately recognized the joeling when he claimed his season was over right after the draft.

by Brickolantern December 25, 2025

Whack Jobbing

A term used within the Italian American population, typically in the metro Chicago area. Typically used to describe someone who has a lack of intelligence of nearly historic proportions (along with a slightly abnormal psychological issue) who seems to make it their job to have everyone note how truly "fucked up" they are.

Something is going to have to be done about that freaking stroonz Tony ..... he never stops whack jobbing everything .... no matter how simple the situation!

Tony's chronic whack jobbing behavior earned him the reputation as a complete fucktard.

by Chicago Mobwife August 18, 2012

Sloppy joeing

Two people holding hands but they get really sweaty and slip and slide everywhere.

Damn dude! I was so nervous that we were sloppy joeing it big time!

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

Pho-joeing

The action of throwing an object backwards with your feet. Linked to the sport "Pho Joe" /fō jow/

Person 1 : What are you doing?
person 2 : I'm pho-joeing to warm up for the match.

by Souhl August 26, 2023