jockholm syndrome

Feelings of trust or affection felt in cases of a nation being held under the thumb, of being continually told that you are ... "too wee, too poor, too stupid" to govern yourself by your larger neighbour for over three hundred years. The result of three hundred years of being under the thumb has resulted in some Scots wishing to vote against their own independence.

Johann Lamont (Scottish politician) showed her severe case of Jockholm Syndrome when she stated that 'We're not genetically programmed in Scotland to make political decisions.'

by Pour1malt March 5, 2014

Joce

To fuck with somebody hard for a period of time; depends on context.

• I'd Joce her
• She Joced him
•They were Jocing
• Tony and Jessica were Jocing each other for a bit.

by A real nigga with definition's December 6, 2017

Jock Pop

Sexual position: when two male athletes exchange oral pleasure using jock straps to harness themselves together. The jock straps are, of course, sweaty and unwashed.

Andrew jock popped the entire offensive line in celebration of Saturday's victory.

by BRUH123 September 13, 2012

Timeline Jock

A facebook user who checks your timeline for posts frequently, but never comments on your posts, likes your posts or contacts you.

Wait you know about every post on my facebook page but you never comment on my posts, like my posts or contact me? Are you secretly jocking me? Are you a Timeline Jock?

by Outstandin February 6, 2012

jock sniffing

Jock sniffing, or jocksniffing is a practice involving the inhalation of odors from unlaundered jockstraps for the purpose of erotic stimulation.

The coach caught Adam jock sniffing in the locker room.

by football king November 21, 2007

Jocelyne

Jocelyne's are extremely beautiful and funny girls. They're beautiful inside and out. They're the type of person you'll never want to let go. Extremely cool and a good person to smoke and vibe with. They're the type of people you can tell anything to and they won't tell anyone. It's hard for them to express their feelings , but just because they don't tell you doesn't mean they dont want to. She's not a type of girl you would want to lose. She's amazing and her personality is a1 and she is . They also give good ass head.

"Damn jay weren't you with Jocelyne last night"
" Hell yea "
btw im writing this cause m ex was named jocelyne and i regret losing her so much.

by juanelgoathoe May 26, 2018

suffer in your jocks

An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.

As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".

Daryl Kerrigan to opposing counsel, after winning court case: "Suffer in your jocks!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006