Jason is a hot nerd. He secretly likes art and loves drawing. But sarcastic most of the time to his friends but he does like them. He also likes a girl that starts with an E but declines anyone from saying he does, he can't stop thinking about her and think she likes him which he hopes she does.
by I write names2 May 6, 2019

Jason is a nerd but everyone loves him anyway. he won't believe it if he was told but everyone knows it's true.
he is capable of so much more than he thinks he is and is just overall the best guy you will ever meet.
he is capable of so much more than he thinks he is and is just overall the best guy you will ever meet.
by #SirenOtis May 3, 2023

Jason is a really annoying excuse of a brother. He will try to be cool by singing songs in the shower but we all know he can't sing. His best impression of any pop singer is that of a dying cow. Not only that, but he makes random french jokes and can't be roasted because he's too dumb to understand the roast and just laughs it off. You think that he will mature, but he never does.
Hey, isn't that Jason?
Yeah, he's my younger brother.
I thought you hated him.
Oh, I do. You're lucky you're an only child.
Yeah, he's my younger brother.
I thought you hated him.
Oh, I do. You're lucky you're an only child.
by LegitimatelyABruhMoment June 13, 2019

Jason’s are sweet at first, they pull you in with their seemingly sexy appearances. They pretend to love you and being a part of your life but if you look deeper there’s only darkness, emptiness, a deep gray soul with nothing in its eyes. He’ll manipulate you and tear you down til all that’s left is smashed dreams of your future. He will break you and you will never. Ever. Be brave enough to love again. He loves cash more than he’ll ever love you. Sister or brother, back away because in the wise words of lady Gaga “it ain’t about the money money” but Jason will always think it is.
“Jason left me for his mistress”
“Jason will never come back for you”
“I loved a Jason until I learned____”
“Jason will never come back for you”
“I loved a Jason until I learned____”
by Wrenrose April 20, 2023

a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.
have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good
by qu October 9, 2005

Jason's are complicated people, they may confuse you but really when you get to know them they aren't hard to figure out. Jaosn will care about you no matter what, he's the type of guy to listen and understand your problems, he's a guy so he's not so great with the whole period thing but he will help you any way he can. Jason's are kind, smart, Loving, and strong guys they have wonderful personalitys and a heart of gold. They can be princesses sometimes especially when they don't look good, you will be the first one to hear about it. I know a Jason, he doesn't fail to put a smile on my face, he makes me happy and even though he's not always on his phone he tries to talk to me whenever he has the chance, he's never made me sad on purpose. Jaosn's are the perfect boyfriends, they don't care about looks which is a breathe of fresh air. Jaosn's are good kissers but they're not cocky about it. They don't try hard to get girls they just do because Jaosn's are polite, hot, and charming guys. You will never find a better guy so when you get your hands on a Jaosn, I suggest you never let him go, you will regret it the moment you do.
I met this really sweet guy, Jason and I don't think I have ever felt this way about a guy before, he gives me a feeling like no one else can.
by To Jay July 13, 2017

Jasone is the most sweetest person u will ever meet.She loves to play and all the boys love her. But jasone has an bad side. Jasone is funny,kind and caring but she knows how to get her way around life and she love her life and being with friends.She don’t play when it’s comes to relationships or friendships. Jasone is pretty,funny, and playful. She’s bubbly, and has somewhat irrational fears.
by Goddessofthegood January 14, 2019
