Jonas 

Meet a Jonas once and you’ve felt like you’ve known them your whole life, a connection like no other. Always puts othrs before them without a second thought. They are committed for the long haul with you and make it a priority that you are happy. A Jonas is extremely humorous and very insightful, honest about what they need but can sometimes forget they give too much of themselves away. Jonas’s are beyond sweet, maybe sweeter than the tears of angels, always going out of their way to make you smile, extremely family friendly but a hard core stoner, they are athletic and always have the perfect car ride playlists. Jonas’s are really appreciative, a small gesture of kindness goes a long way and may mean more than you know. Jonas’s aren’t fragile but do handle them with care because they are worth something to be cherished for a life time and cannot be replaced. A Jonas will give their all to you weather it be missing an important event to spend a minute with you to getting on his knees to seek approval from your loved ones, a Jonas is extremely handsome, absolutely goofy consisting of a smile of a prince from a fairy tail, eyes that are vast and welcoming like a fall day, a Jonas is comparatively taller than the general population which makes them a perfect candidate to take to a crowded event. A Jonas will be your bestfriend, Jonas’s will enter your life unexpectedly it’s important you strive to be your best self because a Jonas is always doing more for you.

Wow, I just met a Jonas... is this heaven on earth?

Jonas by Anniefarrell October 17, 2019

Jonas Brothers Suck 

A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).

Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.

More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?

Jonas Brothers Suck by Wormaldson August 4, 2009

Jonas 

Jonas is a special dude. He’s sweet, caring, will always listen to you, and offer his honest opinion. Not to mention, he’s pretty hot. He works hard and is resilient and smart. He gives you advice when you don’t know what to do and need help. He’s funny and sarcastic, and knows how to make you laugh until your chest hurts. He makes an amazing boyfriend and will truly be your best friend. Talking to him is like taking a pause from the world and drama, and taking a second to relax and enjoy being with him. I love Jonas, he’s amazing! 💗

Girl, “I think I’ve fallen in love.”
Friend, “Yup! That’s Jonas for you.”

Jonas by hotmutantninja March 5, 2020

Jonah 

The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you. The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.The one that is indescribable

love ya jonah

Jonah by RosieJones:P May 26, 2015

jonathan davis 

The lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn. He rocks. Enough said.

All Korn haters can go screw themselves for all I care.

jonathan davis by Random Jones September 10, 2005

jonathan

Jonathan is an awesome guy. He is a guy that will do anything for his family and friends. he knows exactly how to make you happy and can get you to laughing at any time. Jonathan knows how to have fun and is a really funny guy. He is really happy all the time and if he isnt smiling then you should know that something is wrong.

Jonathan

jonathan by Amara_04 February 10, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan is one of those guys that you just can't stay mad at.

He is incredibly sweet, cute, and kind. Jonathan has the most gorgeous eyes! Usually hazel or green. And writes poems and story's like its nobody's business. He is an amazing writer and an even better boyfriend! He will make you happy no matter what and will always put a smile on your face. Not only is he naturally funny, clever, and adorable, But he is sensitive and sarcastic. He has a cute smile and a personality girls just love! He has a girlfriend and she is very happy with him.

Girlfriend: Gah look at this text! Jonathan is so sweet!

Jonathan by awwwww February 8, 2013