joint ops

When you and one or more friends pool money together to purchase shared marijuana at a discounted price. Not to be confused with the military term or the game.

Hey man, my guy just got a shipment of dank wanna pull a joint op?

Cornelius and I are poor so when we purchase cannabis we do joint ops.

by SinesterSquirrel June 7, 2011

Magic Joint

A joint containing marijuana, tobacco or parsley that has been laced with PCP or Methamphetamine.

My friend is coming over to share a magic joint with me, so we will probably be checking out for awhile.

by Moonbeam Lovechild January 6, 2023

Jelli Joint

Jelli Joint- A red vine packed with marijuana then smoked for pleasure.

Robbie- Hey Robbie let's go smoke a Jelli joint

Nate- Alright. I'll get the red vines.

by Jelly the inventor September 21, 2013

Beef joint

1) A cut of beef that one may choose to eat with Sunday lunch.

2) The little hot bit towards the end, when smoking marijuana, that sometimes burns your lips.

3) A chubby elbow or knee (etc).

"Be a babe, and nip up to LidL to fetch us a beef joint for dinner"

"That beef just burned my fucking lips"

"Rosie, you seriously need to hit the gym and work off those beef joints".

by hoodwinkhenpeck March 4, 2013

legal joint

A cocktail made famous by Brathaus on the campus of Bowling Green State University. It consist of 1oz amaretto, rum, and vodka topped off with orange juice. Usually ordered in batches of 10, and chugged by the users.

Wow, did you see Scott chug seven legal joints last night?

Yeah, he almost died.

by We are massive November 23, 2021

Scuzz Joint

A {spliff} which is rolled from scraping out everything you can from a grinder, often done when {skint} or out of weed.

I'm skint mate, had to roll a Scuzz Joint.

by Welbelovin April 9, 2019

wolverine joint

The wolverine joint is a cunning invention of the 21st century. It is made by rolling 3 joints, and making a sub/roachinator. Instead of making a hole for one joint, you make a hole for all 3. If made correctly, it should look exactly like the wolverine claws from the movie.

Jake: How about you put all 3 joints in that bottle
Spencer: Sure thing, I'll make us a wolverine joint
Mat: This is straight whole milk
Ryan: "Cough" "cough" "cough"

by Spencer the human April 25, 2014