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jamaican lasagna 

A large bowl of marijuana with several different strains, each separated by a thick layer of kief. Typically serves 3 or more people, but can be prepared by anyone with an excess of weed/kief.
We made some sick jamaican lasagna last night- Andy threw in some OG kush, Moose had some AK-47, Jesse pitched in his Blue Dream, and I contributed the last of my kief. We were so high we could barely move after that.
jamaican lasagna by M.J. Bud May 17, 2014
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Jamaican Paint job

When a guy cums into a glass of a mixture of Tomato Sauce and Mustard then forcing the chick to drink it and puke back in to the same glass, re drink it and spray it all over herself.
" Time for a Jamaican Paint Job "
Jamaican Paint job by Wizrdlys February 6, 2015

jamaican guts

A term that implies a guy shoving his penis deep in a Jamaicans girl guts
Yo yesterday I went deep in some Jamaican guts
jamaican guts by Elniñopolla March 1, 2018

Jamaican Sunset

When you're tied to a bed and your face is used as a parking spot
Person A: "She hogtied me to the bed and gave me a Jamaican Sunset"

Person B: "I don't know how you could let her use your face as a toilet seat"
Jamaican Sunset by Tony Negroni October 18, 2019

Jamaican Wank 

When a man (or woman) engages in masturbation whilst using tobasco or some other form of spiced sauce as a lubricant.
"Damn dude, my dicks on fire today"

"Why, what happened?"

"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"

Jamaican high beams 

When you put on a headlight and put your whole head up your buddys anus.
Rhemy and I practiced some Jamaican high beams last night!
Jamaican high beams by Mikehunt4469 February 11, 2021

Jamaican tomato 

Weed, that is specifically in a bowl or pipe.
I’m just going to go home and have a Jamaican tomato
Jamaican tomato by RaTheGod March 25, 2021