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The Israeli Army

A relatively small group of elite soldiers, funded almost entirely by the US taxpayer, upheld for the sole purpose of maintaining a Western presence in the Middle-East.
The Israeli Army has killed more innocent civilians than combatants in Palestine.
by mcfly17 December 25, 2011
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Israel

A country predominantly inhabited by Jewish people. In 1948, the UN established Israel after the Holocaust. Most people don't realize this but Jewish people actually lived here long before Palestinians.
Israel is a beautiful country.
by dilflover1000 October 19, 2023
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Israeli Policies

the israeli policies create peace in the middle east and kill the terrorist population

-PhD professor Harry Barker
Harvard Sociol department of terrorist
Con side should lose always with Feb topic on Israeli policies
by Frontline Debater January 24, 2006
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Israeli Mayonnaise

The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"
News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.

Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.

Ted : That's just sick.
by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010
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Israeli apartheid

The Israeli form of racial segregation and legalized inequality. Reminiscent of South African apartheid and considered a crime against humanity.
A: Hanin, why do you have to wait three hours every day to go to the university that's a mile away from home?
B: (lol, gestures vaguely at the apartheid wall, the apartheid checkpoint, and the Israeli soldiers holding her Palestinian ID card) Ever heard of Israeli apartheid...?
by Adi Callai November 11, 2019
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Izriel

Izriel: A person who has a verry large penis.
Also known as a notorious nigger beater. People with this name tend to have long hair and a big penis.
Usually attracts lots of women and friend to follow and cherish Izriel.
Although, on some rare circumstances Izriel could mean "Kirby" or "Izzy".
In this case, "Kirby Deathwind".
Wow, Luke is a real fag. He must have never met Izriel.
by scorp130n April 15, 2009
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Israelite

Black, Hispanic, and Native American people whose Fathers were legally enslaved in america (the new egypt).

A Nation not desired.

A Nation of People whose Fathers were deemed as 3/5 of a man, less than a man, not a man.

A group of People whose Fathers were forced to eat foods that were unlawful for them to eat under the laws of GOD given to Moses in the mountain.

A People whose Fathers were taken captive by their enemies and forced to work in exchange for a shack, unlawful food, and water.

A People whose Fathers were talked down to and treated as "less than" all other men on earth.

A People whose Fathers were forced to watch or get out of the room while their own wives were raped or fornicated with by their enemy, master.

People whose Fathers lands were won by their enemies in a series of bar fights called wars because their enemy is not classy.

A People whose Fathers were given as gifts to other people in the antebellum united states.

A People whose Fathers are scattered all over the globe claiming to be other nations of people, for example, americans, hispanics, or puerto rican.

People whose Fathers continue to be legally enslaved employees in america and in other countries.

A group of people whose Fathers have been swallowed up by their enemies.

A People group whose Fathers were brought to america in the bottom of huge ships to work for free.

A group of People whose Fathers watched helplessly as their daughters were defiled and abused by men.
Man: "My daddy is an Israelite"

Woman: "My daddy is an Israelite, too"

Man: "That means that, under the law of Moses, we can get married to each other. Do you want to marry me?"

Woman: "Sure."
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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