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Iron Man

This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.

Only true skillful men can use It.

Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.
- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!
by Master Jagger July 12, 2021
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Iron man

A rich orphan with heart problem
Iron man is rich boiiiiii
person #10000: Y E S .
by anonymous August 18, 2021
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Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.
Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN
by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021
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ironpanrb

the best username ever

that's it

the best username
"Thank you IronpanRB for the 300 bits"
by ironpanrb December 6, 2021
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Iron man

I'm going to have to do an Iron man for not getting laid before 20
by ironmaiden7 August 4, 2022
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ironwanda

ironwanda is amazing! he loves to hate on capsfilms, its like great beef. good movie.ironwanda does a great job when it comes to hate on capsfilms, he also loves to embarrasse her!! capsfilms says shes hurt but i doubt, shes used to the bullying. ironwanda also has beef with onxlyamy. ironwanda always says "SHUTCHO GOOFY ASS UP" bc its like his motto. ironwanda's tiktok account is so famous! everyone loves the content! he has -50k followers but he is very loved even tho hes a wanda stan! wanda stans are so toxic but has a lot of wanda stans in his account. hes like the king of the toxic wanda stans, but we love him for it!
is ironwanda a toxic wanda stan?
ironwanda follows back?
does ironwanda have a heart?
does ironwanda love wanda?
is ironwanda a man or a girl? (onxlyamy personal question)
who is ironwanda fav editor?
is ironwanda famous?
ironwanda answers comments?
is ironwanda a nice person?
ironwanda likes beef
ironwanda likes to bully belita
ironwanda is a man (yes amy hes a man)!!
is capsfilms helping jayden with his spanish homework so he doesnt fail? no bc shes rude
by onxlymaria November 12, 2022
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Iron Man

I am Iron Man
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves, will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again
by Death Menace May 16, 2023
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