by A Dizzle February 14, 2006
Worst and most expensive mp3 player on the market, sold to the brainwashed public with phony ads. Comes with free DRM, self-destruct software, and will give you arthritis if you keep scrolling through your songs with it. It automatically encrypts your songs once you put them onto your ipod so you can’t dump them onto a friend’s computer without hacks, or wasting a week re-naming tracks. Also has the most soulless interface ever, you can’t even set backgrounds- You do get to be like every other loser with an ipod though with your plane white background. It has midway audio quality and god awful battery life, and doesn’t support some of the most commonly used formats. The only good ipod, is a hacked ipod- but its still a crappy ipod.
Ipod Guy: Hey I just bought a 200 dollar 1gb ipod mini
Cool Guy: Umm… I just bought a 40 dollar 2gb micro SD card, for my phone.
Cool Guy: Umm… I just bought a 40 dollar 2gb micro SD card, for my phone.
by Joey-Joe-Joeson September 22, 2007
Normal person: Hey what are you doing?
UD user: I'm writing about how iPods SUCK!
Normal person: I dunno, they're kinda cool.
UD user: You're being brain washed MAN!
Normal person: But they've won awards, their the most popular Media player.
UD user: ....SILENCE! I SHALL ADD TO THE DEFINITION SO THAT EVERYONE WILL SEE MY GENIUS!
Normal person: .....okay....
UD user: I'm writing about how iPods SUCK!
Normal person: I dunno, they're kinda cool.
UD user: You're being brain washed MAN!
Normal person: But they've won awards, their the most popular Media player.
UD user: ....SILENCE! I SHALL ADD TO THE DEFINITION SO THAT EVERYONE WILL SEE MY GENIUS!
Normal person: .....okay....
by Not disgrunted March 24, 2007
A trendy, overhyped version of an mp3 player that helped save Apple from bankruptcy. As all Apple products, it is overpriced. Buying yourself a generic mp3 player or even one from Creative saves you 100 bucks as well as a piece of mind.
I used my entire paycheck to buy an ipod and play tasteless watered down music because my friends have one.
by JimmyRockFL January 20, 2006
An extremely expensive/unnecessary music player used to do nothing but play music loud enough to make you go deaf.
girl1: oh my god i left my new iPod at my friends house!
girl2: its ok you can get it later
girl1: you dont understand i cant go anywhere without my iPod
girl2: why? what does it do?
girl1: ...play music
girl2: thats it? its was like $300...doesn't it do something else?
girl1: uhh...no.
girl2: its ok you can get it later
girl1: you dont understand i cant go anywhere without my iPod
girl2: why? what does it do?
girl1: ...play music
girl2: thats it? its was like $300...doesn't it do something else?
girl1: uhh...no.
by apple fuzz May 02, 2006
The greatest piece of electronic equipment ever invented, the iPod, since its release in 2001, has made easier the lives of music fans everywhere. Yeah right, hahahah. In reality, the iPod is a complete piece of horse feces. The day that mine broke was the best day of my life, and it was also 3 months after I bought the stupid thing. Ask any Ipod user and they will say that they spend more time sorting out the kinks with the piece of shit than they do actually listening to it. The only reason that iPods are so popular is that Apple has so much money to spend on advertising that pretty much the whole of north america and the u.k. don't bother to research alternatives. The average lifespan of an iPod is about 6 months, and these things cost about 3 times as much as the sansa e200's, which in fact are infinitely superior in design. The only good aspects of the iPod is that it has enough disk space to hold every song ever made,it can be used as a form of compensation for those cursed with small penises, and it's small enough to fit in your asshole, which is what most people become once purchasing an ipod. Undoubtedly the biggest waste of money and time since the invention of collectible action figures. I just want to add that I am the proud owner of a cd player, and my life became infinitessimaly more simple and happy once my iPod broke. The only way to ensure that an ipod does not break is to not take it out of the box.
Bill: Hey guess what? I just got an Ipod!
Joe: Oh, you poor fucker.
Bill: Here, you want to listen to some music on my Ipod?
Joe: *sigh, with a feeling of great sadness at the fact that his best friend has become an ipod zombie*
Bill: I'll take that for a yes. *pullign Ipod out of his asshole* Hey, why wont it turn on? How can the battery be dead? I charged it this morning! What's that it says on the screen? Oh my god, it says "congradulations, you are now the owner of an ipod, which now that you have tried to use it, will spontaneously combust"!
*ginormous boom as the ipod bursts into flames*
Bill: Aw, c'mon, I paid 500 dollars for this thing just to have it explode when I try to listen to Journey?
Joe: *Loads Journey cd into his cd player and walks away, slowly shaking his head.*
Joe: Oh, you poor fucker.
Bill: Here, you want to listen to some music on my Ipod?
Joe: *sigh, with a feeling of great sadness at the fact that his best friend has become an ipod zombie*
Bill: I'll take that for a yes. *pullign Ipod out of his asshole* Hey, why wont it turn on? How can the battery be dead? I charged it this morning! What's that it says on the screen? Oh my god, it says "congradulations, you are now the owner of an ipod, which now that you have tried to use it, will spontaneously combust"!
*ginormous boom as the ipod bursts into flames*
Bill: Aw, c'mon, I paid 500 dollars for this thing just to have it explode when I try to listen to Journey?
Joe: *Loads Journey cd into his cd player and walks away, slowly shaking his head.*
by three_cheers_for_trousers February 11, 2007
a more modern MP3 player that is made by apple, however, over the years has become irrelevant with the invention of the iPhone which is a combination of the iPod and a phone, a more convenient and useful piece of technology
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