Carapezza's Instant

The mathematical point in time when an individual is taking a shit and the piece of shit exiting their ass enters a phase of freefall into the toilet.

I was taking a shit through some guy's sunroof and the moment Carapezza's Instant hit I knew there was no going back.

by TheOriginalYeet June 9, 2020

Instant Rice

A Quickie involving at least one Asian.

LING : what did you and your girlfriend do last night ping?
PING: we made some instant rice

by mcpoovis November 7, 2006

instant puberty

dick going from limp and dinky to collasal (8+ inches) in under 10 seconds

I took one look at his dick and was about to leave, and then -instant puberty- I came running back.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 14, 2004

Instant Noodles

The act of giving oral sex while inside a bathroom stall in between classes.

Dude i just got instant noodles from this bitch yesterday

by johng233 January 6, 2013

Instant Org

It is when a person has a fast orgasim.

When a lady or man gets off real fast.

by Donz December 13, 2004

Instant Misspells

someone in their teenage years who texts, IMs or talks with an annoyingly large amount of excess lettering.

-Brittany: "Duuuuuuuudaaa! Did you guys have fuuuunnn???"
Mike: "Uh, yeah."

-omg youu rr neverr gonnna believveee whaat happened too meeee at jessssicass houseee!!!

-Mike: Brittany's been sending me Instant Misspells all day. It's starting to freak me out.
Brian: Weeeeeiiirrrrdddd...

by Mister Mostofolies December 27, 2008

instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 April 24, 2014