innocent handwasher

One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.

I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.

by maddash15 August 23, 2011

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

innocent bar stander

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.

Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander

by Drunk1 July 15, 2017

Inosent

Is the definition of someone that doesn't like to be called a perv.

Akyuu posts a lot of perv images but claims that he is inosent.

by Inosent destroyer July 25, 2017

Innocent

Definetely not Mike.

Mike is not innocent.

by Mmdeiroz May 9, 2018

Innocent

Innocent is defined as a female whom is holy clean during a clothes during a heated interaction. The term innocent is only applied if the female was highly aroused during her menstrual cycle.

A girl during her period having dry sexual interaction is still considered innocent

by Abracadabrameow September 4, 2018

Innocent Mon

An innocent mon is someoneone who’s never going bock. They’ve often seen people died in front of their eyes.

Must be said in a strong Belfast accent.

A reference to Gerry Conlon from the film “In the name of the father”

Nobody: “I’m an innocent mon. I’m never going bock”

Friend : “ Aye I seen people died right infront of my fucking eyes, ya prod”

by _deafdave_ April 2, 2019