Hole-In-One!

During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.

She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!

by SoloStroker June 22, 2021

Jack in one

Jackson loves his hole parred into. Golf is his sport. Punctured by the first shot.

I just got a jack in one and it was amazing!

by Jacksueylolsi December 19, 2021

hole in one

A phenomenon that happens in dating where two people fall for each other so quickly that they become instantly monogamous without needing to discuss it.

Hey, are we still on for tomorrow or was last night's thing a hole in one?

Ever since John got a hole in one he's been a drag to hang out with.

by ghosty666 February 8, 2022

Hole in One

Hitting a goal in the first try.

WOOHOO HOLE IN ONE

by BottomDop February 21, 2022

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

Hole In One

A hole in one is a sexual activity that takes place at a golf course, wherein one person positions themselves with their dick facing the hole and their lover engages in anal intercourse, with the intention of making their sexual partner ejaculate into the hole.

Mike - Jimmy got totally hole in one'd last Thursday!

by Syrups November 18, 2023

8 in one

the act of cumming, shitting, pissing, throwing up, ejecting puss, cleaning out earwax, crying and bleeding all at once. releasing every bodily fluid possible

it felt so good to have that “8 in one” last night

by dick fondler April 4, 2024