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Planetary Motion Sickness

When contemplating the speed and rotation of planets leaves you dizzy or light-headed.
Thinking about how fast the Earth is moving right now gives me Planetary Motion Sickness
by atomshifter October 23, 2017
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motion sickness cigarette

Frank: "Are you alright man, you don't look so good"

Jeff: "Yea i'll be fine, I just had a motion sickness cigarette."

Frank: "Oh fuck, maybe you should have a seat!"
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Ocean Motion Day

The best holiday of the year. On January 2nd of every year, the nation celebrates the motion of the ocean.
"Gosh! I can't wait for Ocean Motion day this year!"
by OMFG_Ocean_Motion December 9, 2008
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slow motion balls

anything that reminds you of watching an extreme close video up of a naked running dudes prunes, in super slow motion.
Going to see the movie on opening night sounded like a good idea, but driving to four different theaters only to find out that it's sold out was begining to feel like slow motion balls.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
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Motion Activated

PAIGE FEHLHABER!!!!! AHHHH!!!!
She sences the motion and turns on. Therefore she is motion activated.
by CARLI!!! October 9, 2008
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meteorologist motion law

The meteorologist motion law is said to be the defining definition of all life forms on the planet meaning the definition of life as we know it
Lobotomite: #1, Hello fellow human have you already heard of the meteorologist motion law?

Lobotomite: #2 yes I have fellow human I think that such word means the meaning of life.
by Fellowhuman:( November 29, 2022
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Slow Motion City

An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.

He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.

Can be heard saying things like ‘I used to play that’, ‘Are there decks setup?’, ‘I have that on vinyl’ and ‘How’s a gig?’.

He hasn’t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.
That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasn’t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.
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