Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
by Strive30005 September 20, 2017
Get the ikea shelf buildermug. by Aanya ok February 5, 2022
Get the ikea knifemug. by Shnoiken September 8, 2022
Get the Ikea bucket hatmug. A metaphor for a child who enters this world high functioning on the autism spectrum. A well engineered child who comes with all of the parts but needs proper care and assembly to standup in todays society.
by Ikea Kid September 18, 2016
Get the Ikea Kidmug. by Fluffycow604 November 5, 2021
Get the ikeamug. The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.
Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
by PeterG227 September 6, 2013
Get the IKEA handmug. by phan crap February 19, 2017
Get the IKEAmug.