ayochadbeat's definitions

Dogurt

The word "Dogurt" comes from the word "Doggus", with the latter word, doggus, now extinct. The word is used by me and my older brother to describe our dog, because she is so silly and stupid

my brother: "dude come look at this"
me: "what?"
my brother: "dogurt is so silly, look at it"

by ayochadbeat November 12, 2023

r/atheism

The literal personification of soyjacks

reddit atheist: yo, I browse r/atheism daily, I have opened my eyes!!!

normal atheist or religious person: get the fuck out of my home

by ayochadbeat August 13, 2023

Morbid-keeping

Morbid-keeping, also known as morbid keeping, or morbidkeeping, is a form of gate keeping used commonly across the internet.

It's etymology is a combination of the word "Morbid" And "Gatekeeping"

It's used on videos that have something morbid, scary, or distressing, and when a person asks for context, and instead of giving actual context, the response will be morbidkeeping, used in phrases such as: "You don't wanna know, oh the horror...", " You poor soul..." "You don't wanna know man"

A random popular streamer: "Guys, I'm trying to find the source for this but it's all just morbid-keeping replies!"

by ayochadbeat December 8, 2023

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023

haha sex

Haha sex! 69! Do you get it? Do you get the joke????

A:haha sex 69

B: I'm about to kill you

by ayochadbeat August 7, 2023

serious billy

the complete opposite of a silly billy

at first, I was a silly Billy, but now, I'm a serious billy

by ayochadbeat August 5, 2023