Free hundred

When you get something exensive for free;whether given to you or stolen

Jeana : I dated that guy Tad for like to fuckin days and he's already bought be a new DG bag.

Liz : what did you have to do for it??

Jeana : Nothing bitch. It was free hundred!

by DrFunK3 June 22, 2009

hundredaire

a person who blows most of there earnings/handouts trying to get rich one scratch-off at a time. Holding up lines in a store near you.

Bosko may be the most wretched of all of the trailer park's hundredaires. He steals money from old she-male sailors and then putters down to the local convenient mart to try to win meth money on scratch off tickets.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Ford Five Hundred

As a matter of fact, the Ford Five Hundred will no longer be the name of the car. The Ford Company decided to stop production of the older roly-poly, boat-like Taurus, and name the Five Hundred the new Taurus mainly because of customer recognition for the 2008 brand.They also decided to name nearly every Ford car to start with an F except the Taurus; i.e. Fusion, Focus, Freesytle, F-Series... They decided that this was a good marketing move instead of actually competing with the reliable Japanese cars (most of which are made in America).

My buddy: I think I'm going to buy a Ford Five Hundred.

Me: Why is that?

My buddy: Because I like their marketing scheme. Most of the cars start with F's and 95% of their commercials only talk about the styling and how cool the car looks. Not the reliability, dependability, or resale value. It's a good company, I also saw you can stop an airplane on their commercial!

Me: You're an idiot.

by Andrewww November 24, 2007

Hundred Acre Wood

The penis belonging to the only man with Anal Vagina Herpes.

Aaron was really hungering for the Hundred Acre Wood.

by Andrew W Grohl December 18, 2012

Fat-hundred pounds

The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.

Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.

by Mattdude October 27, 2014

hundred years war

A sexual act involving two males and one female. One male is known as England and the other as France. The woman sucks the cock of England as France gives her anal. During the act England must punch France only to be punched back. France then ejactualates and throws his semen at England

Bill was England, Ted was France and Janet was the Whore of the Canal.

by Innocent III April 21, 2005

hundred

Another form of saying goodbye. Used in the movie Boys in the Hood.

James: See you later
Tyler: Hundred

by Hundred dollar November 2, 2008