Hooper

A small blonde with a huge ass, big tits and juicy lips. Her ass is so big that you can’t look away. Sadly has a boyfriend.

Wow look at her ass in that prom dress. What a hooper!

by a1213 June 9, 2021

hopped-up supercharged turbo-bunnies

Really fast bunnies.

Gee, those hopped-up supercharged turbo-bunnies are fast.

by William Brown November 22, 2006

Hooked Up

When two people are making out and or having sex, which could lead to nothing or perhaps a relationship. ((pass tense))

Josh and Carrie hooked up already?!?

by Jessica L. December 28, 2005

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

Hoopes

One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.

Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep

by jolly roger69 November 22, 2010

you got me hooked

defenition:
"You got me hooked" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is marriage material.

Synonym: im all yours, i want your dick, im in love, be with me forever.

Omg netflix and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick... you got me hooked

by King-Dingaling317 April 8, 2016

Homopedonecrobeastiality

When a person has sex with a dead baby animal of the same gender as they are.

An example of homopedonecrobeastiality is if a guy would fuck a male calf that is dead.

by Superfragilisticexpialidocious July 27, 2010