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Universal Healthcare

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.
American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."
by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010
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Healthify

A tech company that offers a platform for case management. Aimed at alleviating the burden of social determinants on healthcare.
I needed a food pantry and my case manager was able to get me a resource right away with Healthify!
by ramonatonks December 6, 2015
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Health care

European: I broke my leg. Ambulance took me to the hospital and I got my leg fixed. I also received physiotherapy and I didn't pay a dime thanks to the public insurance (public health care).
American: *confused confusing confusion*
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healthatarian

health·a·tar·i·an helth-i-tair-ee-uhn

noun.
A person who does not eat or does not believe in eating McDonald's, Burger King, Popcorn for dinner, Pizza Pockets, or, in some cases, any food served in a Paper Bag or a Box. Will not drink pop (soda) as their main source of water intake. Typical routine involves reading ingredients in foods before consumption, dieting or abstaining from delicious snacks, paying more for less food and on occasion looking at my food diary in utter disgust.

origin.
Created by Bennji est. 2007 although earlier accords can be dated back to 2002 though only rumored and no direct FaceBook evidence can concur these to be true.

synonyms.
Health Nut, Vegan, Vegatarian, Gym Junkie

antonym.
Me . . . no seriously . . . have you seen what "nutrition" habits I have.My body should be donated to science to understand how I survive.. . . and if I can say it . . . looking damn fine.
6 pack of Chicken Nuggets!! What!!?? Yeah, that just happened.
;)
1. "Sorry, I can't eat a Big Mac with you. I've decided to be a healthatarian."
2. "What do you want for dinner?"
- "Probably just cook up some Mac'n'cheese with a coke"
- "Eww"
- "What are you, some kind of healthatarian?"
by TheBennji September 15, 2013
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Havalanche

Having so much of something that it can or does collapse on you at any second. It can also be a situation where the amount of something to accomplish is so high it takes or is going to take you an uncertain amount of time to handle.

Can be actual objects or a situation
The movers stacked all our stuff so high when they untied the rope a havalanche fell on top of me.

I'd love to meet up today, but there's a havalanche of client phone calls I need to handle and I have no clue when I'll get done.
by Lurkography June 30, 2016
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Healesville

Healesville, a small town on the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia. Where you'll find Kai Creek, crippled drug dealers, and people under the age of 10 that inhale ciggies
3777 in ya mouth in ya house

3777 = Healesville
by sf3c February 26, 2017
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Healthy One

When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
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