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healthatarian 

health·a·tar·i·an helth-i-tair-ee-uhn

noun.
A person who does not eat or does not believe in eating McDonald's, Burger King, Popcorn for dinner, Pizza Pockets, or, in some cases, any food served in a Paper Bag or a Box. Will not drink pop (soda) as their main source of water intake. Typical routine involves reading ingredients in foods before consumption, dieting or abstaining from delicious snacks, paying more for less food and on occasion looking at my food diary in utter disgust.

origin.
Created by Bennji est. 2007 although earlier accords can be dated back to 2002 though only rumored and no direct FaceBook evidence can concur these to be true.

synonyms.
Health Nut, Vegan, Vegatarian, Gym Junkie

antonym.
Me . . . no seriously . . . have you seen what "nutrition" habits I have.My body should be donated to science to understand how I survive.. . . and if I can say it . . . looking damn fine.
6 pack of Chicken Nuggets!! What!!?? Yeah, that just happened.
;)
1. "Sorry, I can't eat a Big Mac with you. I've decided to be a healthatarian."
2. "What do you want for dinner?"
- "Probably just cook up some Mac'n'cheese with a coke"
- "Eww"
- "What are you, some kind of healthatarian?"
healthatarian by TheBennji September 15, 2013
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Healthitarian 

A healthitarian is not the equivalent of a vegetarian, nor is it the equivalent vegan. A healthitarian is one who does not consume anything that could be hazardous to ones health. Be it meat, dairy, or products with harmful ingredients and/or preservatives, a healthitarian will stay away from it all. A true healthitarian strives to eat, mainly, organic fruit, vegetables and beans that grow, are prepared and delivered to the end consumer naturally (without growth hormones or any man-made/unhealthy additives). Home-made juices/smoothies (without sugar or any other additives)(Just fruit, vegetables, or other naturally-occurring healthy foods) are good for you too!
Katie: Here, eat this dead cow meat!

Travis: No thank you, Katie. I don't eat meat, or anything for that matter with growth hormones, saturated fat, trans fat...

Katie: Want some utter-juice?

Travis: Thanks for asking, but I don't drink that stuff; again, trans and saturated fat.

Katie: What kind of fast-food do you eat?

Travis: Actually, I don't eat fast-food. Only un-modified, fresh fruits, vegetables, tree-nuts or beans that do not have any unhealthy additives put into or on them whatsoever.

Katie: What about some of this candy?

Travis: Check those labels out: tartrazine, other artificial colours and flavours, all of that sugar.. Well, simply put, no.

Katie: You'll have some pop, won't you?

Travis: Glucose-fructose (high fructose corn syrup), sugar, caffeine... Definately not!

Katie: Why won't you eat or drink any of that stuff?

Travis: Because I am a healthitarian. And it's okay that you're not, I still love you, you're awesome, but I am always happy to see people becoming more health-conscious!

Katie: Being a healthitarian sounds marvelous, but doesn't the food taste bland?

Travis: Not at all; you don't need toxic ingredients like monosodium glutamate to have food taste delicious! There are many wonderful-tasting, organic, healthy, natural and nutritious types of food out there, I can help you find them if you want!

Katie: That sounds spectacular, I'll become a healthitarian right away! Thank you so much for telling me about this amazing life-style!
Healthitarian by L♥vely October 22, 2009
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Healthytarian

A person who is interested in and practices the art of healthy living. Such individuals understand that health is our natural state of being and approach health in a holistic manner, where emphasis is equally placed on physical, mental, emotional, social and spiritual health.

A healthytarian recognizes the potential of the mind — our generated thoughts and emotions, as the most powerful tools we have for creating our health and reality. A healthytarian understands that next to the workings of their mind, proper nutrition and self-care is an essential tool to support and maintain optimal health. Healthytarian nutrition is composed of real, whole food and predominantly (90%) or solely (100%) plant food. There is also an emphasis on eating food that is of the highest quality, meaning organic, non-GMO, local, seasonal and food that has not been subjected to destructive cooking or processing methods. A healthytarian also recognizes the value of conscious and mindful living when it comes to the thoughts, words and actions they choose daily, which shape their health and life.
As a healthytarian, I nourish my mind, body and spirit, as part of my daily self-care.

A healthytarian is conscious of what they buy and how their choices impact others and the Earth.
Healthytarian by HolisticLiving August 23, 2017
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