by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

A species of tall long-legged nerds.
Their likes: hugs, playing computer games and playing piano
Their dislikes: Walking slowly and walking slowly for others so others have to run to keep up with their walking.
Another way to identify them is that they are the only people who actually read playing manuals when it comes to boardgames
Their likes: hugs, playing computer games and playing piano
Their dislikes: Walking slowly and walking slowly for others so others have to run to keep up with their walking.
Another way to identify them is that they are the only people who actually read playing manuals when it comes to boardgames
Everyone in the group: *throws the playing manual at the Bjørn* READ THIS!
Bjørn-Herman making his way downtown, walking fast..
Bjørn-Herman making his way downtown, walking fast..
by Nuggiesaregoodiws August 14, 2020

A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.
“Hey Herman how are you?”
by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023

Generally for the female sex. A "front wedgie." Not to be confused with the well known term, "camel toe." A Herman is not a visual thing, it's a feeling.
by Nicky55 February 19, 2024

he doesn’t like to be like the other boys. he’s “sexy” and has LIGHT MODE on his phone. he’s not like the other boys. he’s different
by totally not alexandra June 20, 2020

Someone who is a big-time/extreme pervert, in reference to the fact that Pee-Wee Herman was arrested in 1991 for indecent exposure at an adult movie theater and then a decade later got charged for possession of child pornography.
Simply another way to call someone a Pervert, disgusting, weirdo, pedo, etc.
Simply another way to call someone a Pervert, disgusting, weirdo, pedo, etc.
*Someone touches you indecently or acts like a weirdo towards you in a strange way or is doing something "immoral"*
"OMG! Quit being a Pervy Herman!"
"OMG! Quit being a Pervy Herman!"
by OldLadyT-RexArms March 21, 2022

Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.
Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
by Jackhermanbitch November 12, 2018
