peewee herman 

The weirdest masturbator alive. There is also strong evidence that he could be a child molestor because he is so damn creepy. He is also known for the sweetist bike jump in Peewee's Big Adventure.Oh yeah he was also in one of Cheech and Chong's movies.

Damn Peewee is weird

peewee herman by Jim Morton September 16, 2005

Curly Herman 

The act of ejaculating into another's pubes after intercourse. After ejaculation, shave the jizz-pubes and wear them as a beard for at least 1 hour.

Ron wore Mary's pubes for over 3 hours after doing a Curly Herman.

Curly Herman by Khimikal June 12, 2011

tall herman 

an extraordinarily long nipple hair

His tall herman is sticking out of his shirt.

tall herman by CptnMysterio November 27, 2012

Josh Herman 

A little man who is a crab

The Josh Herman acted like a crab

Josh Herman by Awesomepapacrab March 13, 2019

Holding Herman 

To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.

Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.

Holding Herman by Stonktopus August 17, 2022

uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

uncle herman pants by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023

pee-wee herman 

The act of masturbating in a movie theatre.

That movie was so great, that I pulled a pee-wee herman!

pee-wee herman by Da Bus February 25, 2005