Hebephile

A pedophile with a dictionary

Pedo: Okay friend let me explain something since you seem to be new here, hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries being a hebephile is considered normal and healthy and human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting but only in the us does there seem to be this unwarranted taboo around healthy and normal male sexuality.

by STLLRS May 25, 2017

heebie jeebies

A passe term used to refer to a feeling of being 'freaked out'.

The thought of George Bush being president of America gives me the heebie jeebies.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

heebly jeeblies

An expression of suprise. Another phrase for, Oh My God!, oh wow, oh my, gosh.. Can be shortened to jeeblies, Pronounced: Hee-bu-lee Gee-bu-leees

Heebly jeeblies.. whats up with your hair?!

by Laura and Frankie February 24, 2008

heeb jeeb

a miniscule dark brown hairy creature that only comes out in the fall and resides in forests and abandoned houses.

"Dude, did you see that heeb jeeb?" "Yeah, it was like this hairy little creature! I heard it only comes out in the fall!"

by ifeellikeaheroandyouaremyheroi December 23, 2008

Heebonics

Yiddish-American slanglish, (c.f. Ebonics)

Q: So Hymie, vy iss yur nose so big?A: Oy, Nathan, air iss free. Have a Nosh, Sheldon. "Knock off the Heebonics, I already have a dick in my ear."

by Rastus January 26, 2006

heeb

A person using coupons and/ or bonus points on minor purchases.

Dowd asked me to use his Duane Reade card on a pack of gum. Hes such a heeb.

by exlax2002 April 22, 2009

he he heee!

a phrase used after making fun of someone, or also used in good laughter.
can also be combined he he he HUHHHHH.

"haha donnie is gay! he he heee!"

by bend4 February 21, 2009