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hobo heater 

1. n. a half or whole barrel with fuel, used for warming the hands when lit

2. n. a sexual act involving sexual intercourse in a pile of garbage, while wrapped in newspaper.
1. Jimbo cooked his rat sandwich over the communal hobo heater.

2. Cindy loves hobo heaters, the smell of rotting vegetables gets her more aroused than anything else.
hobo heater by M. Monroe January 19, 2009
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on a heater 

The string of luck someone has when gambling.
Rita wouldn't leave the casino because she was on a heater.
on a heater by Delacroix63 January 22, 2018

fairbanks muff heater 

when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.
"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"

Hawaiin heater 

You take a piece of shit and you put it in the microwave for a short amount of time then after you take the peice of shit and you smear it all over one of your partners crevasses and then you constantly penetrate it.
I made such a mess last night after i hawaiin heater her ass. I smeard it all over her cheaks and kept pounding it
Hawaiin heater by Cosmic lime July 18, 2015

New Hampshire Heater 

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies
Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.

space heater

A nickname for Jacob Black, a fictional character in the Twilight series books by Stephenie Meyer. Often used to contrast Jacob Black from Edward Cullen (air conditioner**), who is another boy in the Twilight series.

*Jacob is a werewolf, causing his skin to be blistering hot, like a space heater.

**Edward is a vampire, causing his skin to become ice-cold, like an air conditioner.
"Are you for an air conditioner (Team Edward) or a space heater (Team Jacob)?"
space heater by Hana Tolentino October 25, 2008

Peter Heater 

A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".
Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.
Peter Heater by Mr. Park-Ranger January 3, 2007