Horizontal Hansen

When you're making sweet sweet love while wearing full PPE including (but not limited to) hard hat, safety glasses, steel toe boots, flame retardant clothing, and face shield.

She had a sore on her lip so I made sure to use the Horizontal Hansen

by Sparky966 June 23, 2022

Matthias Christian Hansen

A person who does stupid things and uses the excuse that he has "gangbesvær". He has be at his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi. :(

"wow dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"

by #pape power August 30, 2022

Matthias Christian Hansen

A person who does stupid thing and uses the excuse the he has "gangbesvær". He must invade his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi :(

"dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"

by #pape power August 30, 2022

hansen maneuver

when a person is wearing baggy short shorts, they use a mirror to make sure their underpants are not showing by putting the mirror in between their legs, and positioning it to get a veiw of their crotch.

jane did the hansen maneuver before she went to rock climbing.

by swanson swayze June 3, 2006

hanlen

Sexual intercourse between two men where one man is bent over a chair or other prop and made to do the nazi salute during intercourse. Variations include putting a white hood over his head or making him scream "heil hitler".

That hippie fucker totally got off when I hanlened him in front of his friends.

by Vlad2395 May 5, 2008

Hansen

“Hansen“, it’s a more polite And fancier way of saying (butt) or (ass).

Eric: ah man my Hansen hurts after I fell of my dinosaur
Steve: ah shit Eric I hate when that happens

by I_like_hot_moms March 6, 2020

Hansen-worthy

A teenage girl who is attractive enough to risk meeting up with NBC's Chris Hansen over.

You seen Miley Cyrus lately? Man, she's gettin' Hansen-worthy!

by not very creative pseudonym January 13, 2009