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Handie Down

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.
..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."
by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020
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Handi-Douche

A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi
An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.

Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him
by hahahabitchhahahah March 12, 2010
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Handy sanitizer

Dude, last night, my girlfriend gave me the best handy sanitizer
by CamCordr December 30, 2021
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Handy Davidson

Being jerked off while riding a motorcycle, by your passenger. (from behind, not from sidecar)
The ride from Yuma was rough and dusty, which made the Handy Davidson from Sue rough and muddy.
by Beardo_357 July 12, 2016
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Heavenly Handy

A hand job from the top bunk of a bunk bed. As if God himself reached down from the heavens to jerk you off
Dude this one kid at church camp tried to give me a heavenly handy shit was kinda awkward the next morning
by NarwhalJesus January 6, 2020
mugGet the Heavenly Handymug.

Handi-capper

When a Tik Tok or IG content creator who looks like they probably have a serious mental disability creates content that would be average if done by a normal person, but because the content creator looks disabled it comes off as a lot more impressive and even inspirational.

Example: half of the white kids who post dance videos on Tik Tok.
Person 1: have you seen that retarded kid's dance videos on Tik Tok? He's an inspiration!

Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too, but after a while I figured out that kid's not retarded he's just weird looking.

Person 1: Damn, what a handi-capper!
by BeefRocket82 May 27, 2023
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buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute
That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy
by Brandon Byars August 26, 2017
mugGet the buttercream handymug.

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