soapy handy

When your girl gives you a hand job in the shower using your body wash.

J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."

M-"Get bent, do it yourself."

by Wrenchinfool November 27, 2015

Handie Down

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.

..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."

by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020

buttercream handy

The usage of real butter for masturbation lube. Bonus points if buttermilk is used as a substitute

That daytime hooker only charges $20 for a buttercream handy

by Brandon Byars August 24, 2017

handy chandy

An Asian that likes to suck dick

Handy Chandy come suck me big dick

by Meeksable October 01, 2015

Handi-Douche

A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi

An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.

Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him

by hahahabitchhahahah March 11, 2010

Heavenly Handy

A hand job from the top bunk of a bunk bed. As if God himself reached down from the heavens to jerk you off

Dude this one kid at church camp tried to give me a heavenly handy shit was kinda awkward the next morning

by NarwhalJesus January 06, 2020

Handy Davidson

Being jerked off while riding a motorcycle, by your passenger. (from behind, not from sidecar)

The ride from Yuma was rough and dusty, which made the Handy Davidson from Sue rough and muddy.

by Beardo_357 March 24, 2016