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Hamster House

A hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. It is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. The members are intelligent and welcoming. It is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. All of the members worship Almi, their hamster God.
by Almipwns March 31, 2009
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hamster

wireless mouse. computer pointing device with no tail.
i spilled coffee all over my hamster!
by yourworstmemory March 6, 2005
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dirty little hampster

name for angelina (self proclaimed "kim kardashian of staten island" also know as the staten island ferry, or the staten island dump) of the tv show jersey shore, given to her by mike in one of their fantastic little fights that weve all grown to expect and love. partially due to the reason that she left her dirty pad on the bathroom floor...yum
Mike "The Situation": SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMPSTER!
by ohitsjustme October 5, 2010
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Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.
Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!
by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010
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Hampstersexual

Typically a man, with outrageous sideburns and mustache, who is a really non-discriminatory sexual tyrannosaurus. Nothing is off limits, in particular dogs, rodents, mechanized equipment, furniture, its all viable as a receptacle for the pent up sexual energy of a Hampstersexual.
Do you see that Dale Earnhardt looking fellow eyeing your dogs posterior? Man he is a real hampstersexual!
by Big Bad Lord Humongous May 10, 2020
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brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible
I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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hamster eyes

the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)
dude that girl was given me hamster eyes while sucking my cock last night at the bar
by rob magnum May 25, 2012
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