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Halloween

The time of the year when you pass out candy to fat children.
If they're not fat they will be next year!
by iono October 31, 2004
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halloween

A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!
by Jakestar December 30, 2005
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John Carpenter's best movie.
"I saw 'Halloween' when I was a kid. Scared the piss outta' me, man."
by Emma October 27, 2003
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Hallmark

Hallmark is a place where thick pieces of paper with corny sayings are sold for ridiculous prices. Some are too mushy to be serious, whereas others honestly might provide amusement.

Also, a brand invented by some ugly old man, last name Hall, to help get himself in better with the women by sending her candy and goofy little holiday stuff.

Known for inventing such holidays as Valentine's Day, Administrative Professionals Day, Sweetest Day, Friendship Day, Clergy Day, and many many more.
1) Let's go to Hallmark and buy some over-priced candy.

2)That guy named Hall had no idea what kind of monster he was starting when he made the Hallmark store.

3)Let's change Valentine's Day to "Spend Too Much At Hallmark Day". I mean, they made it, right?
by HBA_Mouse March 4, 2009
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The 7th and final book in the Harry Potter series. The title was announced on J.K. Rowling’s site on December 21st, and all Harry Potter fans celebrated and had a major Sqeeeeee moment. There are so many theories out there, but as of right now, little is known about the book. I just hope Harry lives and marries Ginny.
Bob: Hey, do you know what the final Harry Potter book is going to be called?
Bill: Yes, JKR said it's called Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
by Genevieve S. December 9, 2008
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halloween

the one day dick cheney doesn't have to wear a costume and can just walk around in his natural state, as the devil
dick cheney, impersinating the devil 364 days a year, thankfully he gets to roam the earth in with his natural apperance as the antichrist on halloween
by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006
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Hallum

Hallum: Hi
Anomynous person:omg!
by xX_PoisonedSorrows_Xx October 14, 2011
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