best thing i never had

When you had feelings for someone, and you were so close to being together, but they mess up and you don't end up with them but it was amazing while it lasted.

"He was the best thing i never had"

by urbandefinitionsofficial June 28, 2017

Good times had by all

A phrase used to express the good times had by a group of people. Only applicable when the situation involved 4 or more people. Otherwise the more common phrase "good times" is more appropriate.

Dude 1: Hey dude, remember when the six of us got on that golf cart and we did a wheelie in front of Inn-N-Out Burger?

Dude 2: Yeah dude, that was hilarious. Good times had by all!

Dude 1: Hell yeah!

by Elliott D January 19, 2008

what had happened was

Phrase often heard at the beginning of a fictitious tale typically offered as an excuse for inappropriate, unprofessional or otherwise suspect behavior.

Tonisha: "Tyrone,lemme aks you a question...how come when I called you last night at 11PM you didn't pick up yo' phone!?"

Tyrone: "Oh, last night...last night...oh, what had happened was my grandmoms had called, talkin' bout she wet her bed again and I had to drive all da way out to Jersey to wash 'da sheets."

Tonisha: "So why didn't you pick up your phone?"

Tyrone: "Why you trippin? I just told you why. Damn!"

by DenDada December 22, 2006

Adderall had me

A lead up phrase to an unusual event or action that follows the ingestion of the

popular substance adderall.

adderall had me losing the Quiet Game to a large Italian family

adderall had me jerking off to harry potter on the trolly

adderall had me trick or treatin' in your moms pants with superhuman dexterity

by RenegadePunk June 17, 2014

I Just Had Sex!

The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.

(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"

by greggory9669 March 4, 2011

Been Had

When one or more swaggerlicous items is in ones possesion the owner of said items, such owner may then declare his or her items to be "been had"

Graham "you have so much water"
Scott "fool i been had water swag" fist bump " i got pool water, bath water, tap water, bottled water, spring water and frozen water"

by slizzardhilgs January 10, 2011

We had homework?

That phrase at least 1 kid says when homework is due. Usually, they are either forgetful, stupid, or just trying to find a quick excuse. Usually this person never does homework, and says this often. It is often then followed by Please kill me

Teacher: Okay class, turn in your homework. It should be done, you had 3 days to do it.
Dude 1: We had homework?
Dude 2: You are a real Cumberbatch you know that?
Dude 1: Please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 28, 2018