When a homeless man is aroused and becomes tumescent, he has achieved a hoboner;
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When a man desires to become intimate with a street person;
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When a man desires to become intimate with a street person;
This guy on the subway was totally starring at me, and it was like so disgusting. I think he had a hoboner!
You know that chick who lives in the Frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? Man, have I got a hoboner for her!
You know that chick who lives in the Frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? Man, have I got a hoboner for her!
by Hobo Bidet March 27, 2011
Get the hoboner mug.Unlike the other definitions, A heron is a bird in the family Aeridae. They are characterized by huge size, long neck, and a extremely sharp bill. White herons are also called Egrets. Herons are often seen in swamps, rivers, ponds, and lakes, but ironically not near the shore. Herons fly with slow wing beats and necks tucked in. Herons eat mostly fish, but sometimes may consume lizards or sewer rats when in populated areas.
by TheBagelPeople June 21, 2020
Get the Heron mug.Heron is a cheap shop that sells almost out of date foreign versions of brand names on the cheap, freezer stuff and biscuits essentially.
by Clive Warren March 20, 2009
Get the Heron mug."Wow, chief. Another hit and run. And those tire tracks are from a Rolls."
"Yeah, looks like another homonecide. Those rich bastards are drivin' me crazy. Why can't they just be happy with a little profit? This is ostentatious."
"Yeah, looks like another homonecide. Those rich bastards are drivin' me crazy. Why can't they just be happy with a little profit? This is ostentatious."
by HumorSmith December 9, 2008
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"Yeah, why can't those bastards be happy with nickel and dime killings? This is just ostentatious."
"Yeah, why can't those bastards be happy with nickel and dime killings? This is just ostentatious."
by HumorSmith April 20, 2008
Get the Homonecide mug."I can't believe i walked in on garrett jerkin off his dead dog...he is such a homonecromastabeastabaster.
by Grizzle_fur October 8, 2008
Get the homonecromastabeastabaster mug.A person with the unruly tendency to have sex with dead, partially decomposed (to poop-like consistency), baby male animals.
Hey kids, the bible only condones fucking between a man and a woman. Don't become homonecrobeastopedofecalphiles!
Did you see that old man, such a homonecrobeastopedofecalphile, he was plowing away at that half-decomposed armadillo calf in the woods!
Did you see that old man, such a homonecrobeastopedofecalphile, he was plowing away at that half-decomposed armadillo calf in the woods!
by AdawgChaydawg October 7, 2013
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