Todd Hooser

A big head elf white boy

Todd Hooser is such motherfucking elf.

by Princess_Natasha November 11, 2015

Jeremiah Houser

The wierd friend in the group aslo the gay one

jeremiah Houser is a it

by 101460 February 18, 2020

Sam Houser

Sam Houser is a weird kid who always cusses like all of the other kids at their school. Sam is a kid who all the ladies at their school has a crush on even though their weird. sam asks questions (weird and unnecessary) at really bad times. Sam's self-esteem is so low when they hear someone has a crush on them they dont believe and push them away.

Kid : Have you Heard of sam houser?
Other kid : Yeah aren’t they weird?

by Youmightknowmeyoumightnot April 5, 2022

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

overland high school.AKA hoeverland

Is a schoolin colrado were their is a lot of wannabegangsterass shit talkers but has a good football team also fullmeanass sluty girls.

I fucking hate overland

by BIG December 8, 2004

Hooser

Noun. See loser. A hooser is an extreme case of loser.
Origins - originated in Brooklyn made popular by Jen and Faigy.

Ralphie Zoots is, in fact, a hooser.

by Clarity May 4, 2004

Hoefer

A dramatically shrunken male genitalia.

Holy crap this water is freezing it's giving me a hoefer.

by Dustin March 8, 2005