Hawaiian hot pocket

The beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man's buttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened anus and your mouth multiple times. Once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner's mouth. Open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners anal cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. The spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).

I'm aching for a luau, so why not perform a "Hawaiian hot pocket" with me?

by Sanguine7 June 22, 2016

Hawaiian Pizza

Hawaiian Pizza is a term applied when two things, that are normally fantastic by themselves, simply clash together and make the most amazing burst of flavor in your mouth. Pizza is great on it's own, but it is even better, with pineapple thrown on it! Most people that say they hate pineapple on pizza, are too much of pussies to even try it out.

"I use to say I liked pizza, but once I tried a Hawaiian pizza, my liking for pizza, turned into me loving it. Pizza honestly isn't the same without pineapple on it"

by xBungleBee June 29, 2018

hawaiian hello

Getting your shit stolen by a local, usually on Oahu. Kit-kat bars on the front seat usually draw the most attention.

Hey officer, dude just broke into my car... All he took was my candy bar.

Ahh, he just givin' de hawaiian hello.

by Haolehammah May 13, 2018

Hawaiian-style

Old school way of referring to titty fucking

We did it Hawaiian-style last night. She put baby oil between her boobs and I squeezed them together while I fucked them. It was great.

by master_debater_1977 September 3, 2013

Hawaiian Bread

An adjective used to describe the smell of high quality marijuana, cannabis, weed, and reefer.

Woah, dude, do you smell that???
Yeah man, it smells like Hawaiian Bread!!!

by trippyhippy123 May 14, 2015

Hawaiian surprise

When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family

I’m going to give my aunt a Hawaiian surprise this thanksgiving

by Duffy Kong March 8, 2019

Hawaiian Thunder

The smell resulting from the mixture of pungent flatulence and Febreze Hawaiian Aloha odor spray in a poorly ventilated bathroom.

Hey Steve, Taco Bell was great, let's go home and make some Hawaiian Thunder

by Jake46290 May 2, 2022