P.H.I.T.T.

Acronym. Punch Him/Her In The Taint. If extremely upset with someone the word Punch can be replaced with Punt Him/Her In The Taint.

Uses: To be used when someone is being an annoying, whiny, high maintenance A-hole. It should be what you want to do to that person upon seeing the behavior and wanting to positively punish the negative behavior through PHITT behavior modification. Especially useful when athletes are not playing to their potential and need something more than a swift kick in the butt.

"That woman/guy is complaining about everything today, it makes me want to punch her in the teeth but instead I think he/she will understand my anger better if I P.H.I.T.T. 'em."

"If he/she doesn't start having fun on this adventure I am going to P.H.I.T.T. her right out of the car"

by thy_jestyr September 15, 2011

P.H.D

Player Hating Dickhead: A term used against somone who is jelous or in general is against someone for being successful

"He was one of those P.H.D motherfuckers, a PLAYA HATIN' DICKHEAD

by Trick November 18, 2003

A*P*H*

Stands for Ass Pubic Hair.

Dude matt told me the other day that the girl he was with had alot of A*P*H*.

by PBS July 18, 2005

H/Y/P/S

Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford, aka schools that open doors to any career you want.

MD1: Some kid just cold called me asking if I can help him get a job at Goldman Sachs
MD2: Does he go to H/Y/P/S ?
MD1: Nah, he's from Fordham
MD2: Then tell him to cold call Moody's

by NecroAnalCrusher June 15, 2018

H.A.P.S.

A younger woman who marries an older man to have his babies. Stands for Host of Aged Penis/Sperm.

"Yes my husband is much older, I'm a H.A.P.S."

by OptimusSlime August 2, 2023

P.H.I.T

Pot Head In Training

Timmy has started his P.H.I.T today.
Suzie is such a P.H.I.T.

by samburger December 24, 2007

P.H.I.L.F.

Pregnant Hottie I'd Like to Fuck

Now that she is pregnant again, Karen has gone from a M.I.L.F. to a P.H.I.L.F. in my book.

by Jeffrey James January 20, 2009