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P.H.I.T.T.

Acronym. Punch Him/Her In The Taint. If extremely upset with someone the word Punch can be replaced with Punt Him/Her In The Taint.

Uses: To be used when someone is being an annoying, whiny, high maintenance A-hole. It should be what you want to do to that person upon seeing the behavior and wanting to positively punish the negative behavior through PHITT behavior modification. Especially useful when athletes are not playing to their potential and need something more than a swift kick in the butt.
"That woman/guy is complaining about everything today, it makes me want to punch her in the teeth but instead I think he/she will understand my anger better if I P.H.I.T.T. 'em."

"If he/she doesn't start having fun on this adventure I am going to P.H.I.T.T. her right out of the car"
P.H.I.T.T. by thy_jestyr September 15, 2011

T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. 

The Most Powerful Human Being in the Entire Universe
Spencer and Sam have really been working hard to be T.M.P.H.B.I.T.E.U. I hear they do a crossfit workout 3 times a day.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

H.I.T.S.P. 

Hands In The Sexy Pants, pronounced hitspuhh
i.e. your or your lover's (or both's) hand(s) in one another's "sexy pants", meaning here underwear, or pants, if the person(s) in question are going commando.
To perform h.i.t.s.p., skin must be touched.
we h.i.t.s.p.ed (hitspuhhd) into the early hours of the morning.
H.I.T.S.P. by skittlegirl September 19, 2009

I.T.P.H.J 

She gives a wicked I.T.P.H.J
I.T.P.H.J by Blue Toad April 3, 2006

I.T.P.H.J. 

This stands for "In The Pocket Hand Job". Typically occurs in public settings when needing to be discreet. Great way to break the ice on first dates or when you just need a good ol tug while sitting at the bar.
He couldn't wait to tell his friends about his first I.T.P.H.J. he got at the casino. Jackpot!
I.T.P.H.J. by Trailmixer May 14, 2018