Grognak the Destroyer

Grognak the Destroyer is a real life person that is friends with Joseph Stalin. He eats a lot of fucking bread. He is a strong believer in communism. He is also diagnosed with severe Amnosia. Grognak is an idiot that is a severe hazard to those around them even though their intentions are not hostile. Please be cautious when near Grognak. They have the ability to stomp an entire village. They also have a 10 foot vertical leap.

Grognak the Destroyer

by Grognak-the-Destroyer October 15, 2020

Groglyn

When you drink so much spotchka that you turn into a little green bogman, and are unable to speak intelligibly for the rest of your life

Guy at bar: "Whoa! Dude! Look at that fucking groglyn over there!"
Groglyn: "Judge me by my size, do you"

by Dog reference January 21, 2022

grogen

Excrement. a poo

I just did a huge Grogen in the toilet

by Pedro September 15, 2003

Grogan

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.

Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"

by Flynn0s May 9, 2016

snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

GROGAN

1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.

Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)

by Grow - gun September 14, 2003

groggers

groggers is a term for balls i.e i have sweaty groggers it also has been known to be a cool fruity drink.

a fresh pint of groggers

by hermangunther March 11, 2009