Ken Griffey Jr.

A baseball player that was very good in the 90's. He is very popular with Mariners fans even if he is not doing well or even on THEIR team.

Person 1: What team is Ken Griffey Jr. on this year?
Person 2 (Mariners fan): THE MARINERS!

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 11, 2009

De-gift

To take back something that was given to someone else.

"If he can re-gift, why can't you de-gift?"

by Elmer January 19, 2005

Gift of gab

The ability to talk anyone into anything.

Damn, That nigga got the gift of gab cuz he can get out of anything

by AC January 31, 2004

Monthly Gift

The monthly period. Menses. The red gift box delivered to women every month by Mother Nature.

Mother Nature delivered my monthly gift last night.

by shellbell2234 March 11, 2009

grif

1. Character from the popular webseries, Red Versus Blue, at www.redvsblue.com. Is in the Red Army, and is ridiculed and ostracized by the other members in his squad. Full name is Dexter Grif.
2. My UD SN

Grif is my favorite character from red versus blue. Watch it at www.redvsblue.com.

by Grif July 5, 2004

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.

Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009

Griffe

The offspring of a mulatto and either a black or an American Indian.

"The nurse, a comfortable looking Griffe woman in white apron and cap, was urging Edna to return to her bedroom."

(The Awakening, by Kate Chopin)

by YAMuffin February 2, 2006