Just-as-gooder

A person who purchases items within the value-tier of its respective market (clothing, vehicles, wristwatches, firearms, etc.) and asserts that these items are "just as good" as luxury-tier items that go for a street price two to three times higher than the item in question. Often a just-as-gooder is looking to justify their purchase and is in denial regarding the harsh reality that the age old adage "you get what you pay for" is often true.

This item is extremely pricey, but contrary to what your just-as-gooder friend may tell you, the price is well justified in the quality of the design and the materials used.

by gg8rate August 13, 2021

Gooderesting

When you act extremely good, you get promoted from good to gooder to goodest too goodester. But that all ends when you become interesting! Now you have been promoted to the highest rank in the entire world, people kneel before you, because you are now GOODERESTING!

Neil: Hey man, I am feeling gooderesting today
Jax: OH CRAp, **Kneels down** We shall worship you King gooderesting the great!
Loser: Oh, I am just goodest ;(

by Greatneil80 April 25, 2019

Gordon Goodbrother

A generic positive black male role model character lacking any personality besides black and good.

In every movie he's in, you can count on Taye Diggs to be a Gordon Goodbrother.

by Qyuu86 August 26, 2018

floopy goober

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

by wayway June 23, 2016

Jessie Godderz

Professional Body Builder from Florida, also The 13th houseguest to be evicted from Big Brother 11, one of the most pathetic, yet addictive TV shows ever, next to Jersey Shore. Hopes to wrestle for WWE someday. Also extremely sexy.

Person 1: Did you watch Big Brother 11 last night?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?

by shalers. December 14, 2009

gooberment

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

by John_465 August 19, 2016