Zack Gergin

A Gigachad with a Massive Shlong

"Hey have u seen Zack Gergin, he's packing a footlong GaHd DaYum"
"Bro his mum was all over Zack Gergin"
"You should check out Zack Gergin's website"

by Tom and Sams mum May 18, 2022

Geri

A girl who likes to read FOREVER, and watch a lot of movies and is obsessed with penguins and has a dog named oreo

That girl Geri reads

by ECH1 December 26, 2008

Geriatric Disco

Where they play the Jay-Z song that samples "Forever Young" and old people dance very slowly and sadly with each other. More deaths occur here than happen from drugs in normal Discos. These are in Europe.

"I'm going to die soon"
hag dances closer
"Me too"

Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.

by mome-wrath March 30, 2010

geriatric

To be insane, stumble, stare at young womens breasts, dribble, incontent, smell of piss.

Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?

by ted_trippin January 26, 2005

Gerg

someone that very very rarely gets sex

what a gerg, he hasn't a root since that foul smelling granny raped him up the bum with a zucchini

by bucket! February 21, 2003

Gerge

A story which is badly told. This encompasses 3 types of storytelling mistake:
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.

We went for coffee and she told me a total Gerge story.

by rolfharris1 February 4, 2010

Geri

meaning you are or someone is above average or a really good bull shitter and really cool

Scoring above 100%

"dude, you just pulled a geri!"

Overachieving

"Thats something geri would do.

Bull Shitting
" I can't believe it! You just geried your speech!"

by P.I.G. December 2, 2011