gerbil rocket

1. fuck someone in the ass
2. insert a toilet paper tube into their loose asshole
3. insert gerbil into tube
4. light a match at the end of the tube to force gerbil farther up inside asshole
5. remove tube and enjoy the wriggling of a small to medium sized animal inside your anus
6.good luck getting it out

Last night after a felching session, Bill gave Tom a gerbil rocket

by Jim McFunk May 10, 2006

Gerber brain

a girl who is especially naive to the ways of the world. a simpleton.

That gerber brain idiot just spilt her drink on my lap.

by P Nutty May 11, 2009

Gerbel Bend

The point in your intestines that a gerbel cannot get by

The gerbel died of starvation in Ari's gerbel bend

by Clubbed April 18, 2003

hebbe gebbes

hyperactive cousin of the commonly used word "goosebumps", in it's exceedingly worse stage.

holy shit! that 300lbs. man in that speedo gave me the hebbe gebbes!

by ApR!L like the month only better March 24, 2003

Interanal Gerbilation

The act in which a tube is shoved into a man's ass and a gerbil let loose inside. The bewildered animal will crawl through shit and eventually tickle the man's A spot, sending him into orgasm. A gerbil may later be extracted by shining a flashlight into the rectum. Note: Always wash your gerbils.

Anyone cruel enough to subject an innocent animal to interanal gerbilation
needs to be shot.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Gerb

A New York term meaning acting/looking childish or sherm.

Nah bro you look like a gerb no cap.

by primetimeJosh July 1, 2020

Moist Gerbil

Derived from the popular adolescent game soggy biscuit, moist gerbil is played by bored males with small pets. May lead to felching, but this is not essential

Steve: you up for a game of soggy biscuit?

Rory: nah, let's spice things up a bit, moist gerbil!

by D0min0 June 25, 2009