A Zen-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's stoned and jacking off and wondering what is feeling what -- is his dick feeling his hand, or is his hand feeling his dick?
by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021
Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!
by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020
Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!
by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020
All summer they are red and pink and white tents of softness and nectar, which wafts and hangs everywhere—a sweetness so palpable and excessive that, before it, I'm struck, I'm taken, I'm conquered, I'm washed into it, as though it was a river, full of dreaming and idleness—I drop to the sand, I can't move; I am restless no more; I am replete, supine, finished, filled to the last edges with an immobilizing happiness. I think I just had a nature-gasm.
by MaryOliver July 10, 2010
A smoke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another cadet jacks him off and blows cigar smoke up his ass which gives gives him an awesome smoke-gasm!
by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020
When a girl is giving you head. Shove your dick down her throat so far that she vomits. after vomit lube is applied shove your sausage roll into the dark brown cave "ass" and vigorously thrust back and forth until orgasm is achieved.
by Zerosympathy September 08, 2008
A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.
by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020