Jon's Garage

A place to place one's penis.

Dude 1: ah fuck, where should I place my dick?
Dude 2: man... It's gotta be in Jon's Garage!

by JonsGarageBoy May 9, 2022

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Chode Garage

Noun

"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.

One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."

by dats2dope January 4, 2010

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dick garage

a nice warm place to park your dick

Excuse me. I'm kinda new in town. Do you know where I can find a good dick garage?

by dustin January 8, 2004

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M-1 Garand

A semi-automatic, gas-operated 30-06 military rifle used by American forces during World War Two and the Korean War.

I dropped 5 Krauts with my M-1.

by JRT October 3, 2003

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n. When people who want to earn an extra buck throw their lameass crap on their front lawn and ask people to buy it for slighty over what they paid it for. These events are usually frequented by wordold people/word, wordsoccer moms/word, and wordcheapskates/word.

Garage sales usually smell like old people and antiques. I didn't even know antigues smelled until I went to a garage sale.

by Stuff It August 29, 2003

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CALA BOCA GALVAO

Latest sensation topic on Twitter. Believed by most world to be related to some kind of (inexistent) bird, and even to some new Lady Gaga's song. Its, in fact, the biggest inside joke of all time, by Brazil.

CALA BOCA means SHUT UP. Period.

GALVAO is referred to Galvão Bueno, a sports narrator from Brazil. Really annoying guy. CALA BOCA GALVAO!

Person 1: Hey man, each tweet containing CALA BOCA GALVAO donates some cents to a birds foundation, to save them. I'm doing it a LOT!

Person 2: Are you stupid? Brazil made the whole world look like fools.

by BRAZILZILZIL June 14, 2010

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