Gargoyle

A hideous beast of a female that gargles after blowjobs in an attempt to compensate for her God awful appearance.

Renee might be a Gargoyle, but her after blowjob ritual is on point son!

by OJ Skrimpson January 8, 2026

porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.

Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.

by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 November 29, 2011

happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.

Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle

by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016

firery gargoyle

The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.

Hey did you hear Nick had a Firery Gargoyle on top of city hall the other day?

What a mad cunt!

by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018

Italian gargoyle

It is when you are having anal facing a ledge her hands on the ledge.

You bro I took Stacy out to deadmans Clif and gave her an Italian gargoyle
Bro no way she actually let you do deal at deadmans

by Terry the treefrog June 20, 2023

Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.

by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023

butterfinger gargoyle

When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.

Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.

by Peanut butter gargoyle April 7, 2024