1 definition by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost
To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023