A sexual act involving shoving uncooked lasagna up someone's anus and waiting for it to melt inside, after which a man has anal sex with the one with lasagna in their anus. When the man nuts, the mixture seeps out and is basically a salty lasagna.
Jhon: Hey Dave, I heard you Garfielded Heather last night.
Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.
Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.
by Metami May 6, 2018
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the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers
by Both Chooch and Bambam June 12, 2010
Get the Garfield mug.When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.
Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.
by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019
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Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 July 17, 2021
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he has an immaculate voice and is the only man i would get on my knees for.
he has an immaculate voice and is the only man i would get on my knees for.
by your achilles heel January 20, 2022
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