gaidi

a dumpling looking ass midget that likes gru from despicable me

ha gaidi

by shmucky joshuar June 2, 2021

gandharv

gandharv is a simple boy from a small town who is simple but ferocious too. He is humble and patient but seldom speaks, everyone will be in jail. You must know a gandharv in your life for impact and emotional excellence.

In sea full of jokers Be a gandharv

by Anracata November 23, 2021

gaddi red challenger

I got Family i dont got frienda I got Family i dont got frienda

Brampton vich munda rehnda
Sonniye PunjabiiiiAayeeayee (Whats Good)
Gaddi Red Challenger

Sonniye PunjabiiiiAayeeayee (Whats Good)
Gaddi Red Challenger

by Ravindsullah November 29, 2022

Greasy-Gander

When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.

Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?

by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019

mind gandalf

very long hair

i have luscious mind gandalf

by Foor251 February 23, 2021

a Gandalf

A Gandalf is the act of an old man tickling someones balls with his long old grey beard.

'My balls are itching'

'why don't you go and ask that old todger over there to give you a Gandalf'

by Felixg123 September 26, 2009

Gandalf

1. A wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's magnificent legendarium.

2. A pipe (used for tobacco or marijuana, but usually marijuana) which is shaped like the pipe that Gandalf smokes out of in Peter Jackson's film adaptation of The Lord of the Rings.

This type of pipe has a normal, rounded bowl attached to a very long, thin stem.

When smoked, the bowl is held in front of the torso, somewhere between the nipples and the bellybutton, depending on the length of the stem. Longer stems are more desirable.

1. Gandalf is smoking some pipe-weed.

2. I am using a Gandalf to smoke some pipe-weed of my own.

by brifranc1421419 June 10, 2010