gag job

Someone who you fuck although every word out of their mouth is garbage. The metaphor is stuffing a gag in their mouth so you don't have to listen to their nonsense while you bang them. You could be fucking them because you're desperate. You might screw them because, despite being stupid, arrogant or full of themselves, they are extremely physically attractive or sexually skilful. Compare and contrast with 'bag job'.

Tony's a moron, but a great gag job. He ate my pussy and hammered my g-spot all night, but as soon as he opened his mouth I threw him out.

gag job by Mr Whoohoo January 1, 2007

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! 

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! by Vftw November 8, 2007

gag-gay 

A term refering to a homosexual, whos sense of humor is crass, gross, and untastefully obnoxious.

Ew, that Korey is duck a gag-gay. The other day I saw him fart right inot Joseph's face!

gag-gay by okaydoggie March 14, 2015

Gag job

An easy job where you don't have to do much work

I've got a right gag job tomorrow, will probability do 2 hours work within the 8 hours I'm there and not even have to concentrate much. My mate Sam is always on gag jobs.

Gag job by Skusgofagus September 23, 2015

Gag yourself 

This means when someone wants someone to gag them self, gag or gagging or what ever the fuck means when you’re choking and you’re trying to get that stupid shit like puke to get the fuck out so basically

To gag yourself means, gag yourself to remove that shit inside you that you are

When a person is being annoying and just saying useless shit and so you’re so done with them and you say

“Gag yourself please”

Gag yourself by Isaymoo April 3, 2019

gag gland 

when that hanging thing in the back of your mouth is always movin...and it makes you want to gag....that's a gag gland!

"my gag gland is bugging me, i feel like I'm gonna puke"

gag gland by motherporker December 9, 2008

gag fuck

when a guy shits in your mouth and puts his dick in your mouth. After you start to gag on the shit and his jizz. This here looks a lot like chocolate and vanilla icing.

This weekend me and my boyfriend got bored so we gag fucked :)

gag fuck by dawwg holmes January 17, 2009